HELLO FRIENDS!

Well, I'm a wheeler and I dealer! I kid! I kid! I'm just the hottest piece of acting prime estate this side of sensual delight! Welcome to my world children, I'm Jeff Goldblum.

--There has been a disturbing number of fake "Superman" related characters popping up on various websites. These are not funny. What the hell do you think you are people??
Not funny. Get an imagination. Get a sense of humour. I suppose it's ironic or something.

--I have recently acquired a new lust for Japanese models. Being the sensual king that I am, I have gotten all their numbers. I rang Sora Aoi's digits but I got through to a dry-cleaners.
So the question is, when did Sora Aoi move to work in a dry cleaners? It's a mystery friends!

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