Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt Slogans

Here are some fantastic slogans that I thought up when I was washing my back in the bath.

-I Love Jeff Goldblum-
-Jeff Makes My Love Garden Blum-
-True Winners Go For Gold-
-If Jeff's Too Hot For You, Get Out of the Kitchen!

-Something Smells Good.... and I think It's Jeff Goldblum!
-Love Is In Blum{naturally}-
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        The kind of control you're attempting is not
possible.  If there's one thing the history of evolution
has taught us, it's that Jeff will not be contained.
Jeff breaks free.  Jeff expands to new territories.
Jeff crashes through barriers.  Painfully, maybe even..
dangerously, but and...well, there it is. -

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God creates dinosaurs.  God destroys dinosaurs.
         God creates Jeff. 
      Jeff destroys God. Jeff is God.
      Jeff creates Man. Jeff destroys Man.
      Jeff creates dinosaurs.