ALEC- RE: MEMO

Memo


To: Jeff Goldblum
From: Alec Baldwin
CC: Burt Reynolds
Date: 19/8/07
Re: Love Is In Blum


I have just received confirmation that our summer villa has been overbooked for the month of August. We have decided to opt for the simpler option of a camper van and a bottle of gin.



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BLUMINGTON INDUSTRIES


19 September 2007

Alec Baldwin
Alec’s Grotto
Savana Dr.
Florida

Dear Sir:

I recently received your succinct memo via Blum Post. Frankly without the villa I have little interest in mopping up your sweat and demanding age identification from innocents when you are incapable of conscious thought. You need to make sure and call ahead for next year so that we reclaim the right of deviancy on the coast.

Your ex-wife recently dropped by to pick up alimony and unpaid child support payments. Please make sure to sort it out by next Monday as I do not wish to have another Blum Festival interrupted by over-anxious femmes.

The operation continues to be a success, no thanks to you. Seriously Alec, if you feel that you can’t make it to the bathroom, let me know. Our shares are soaring since the inclusion of signed head-shots of yours truly in the monthly newsletters. Jerry from Clontarf had this to say about the stylish and handsome photo that adorns his office wall:

“Seeing Jeff Goldblum’s shining face every time I look up from my work brings a smile that not even death could remove. Thank you Jeff Goldblum, you changed my life.”

Please consider investing some of that recent gambling windfall in the future of Blumington.
I have to go now, my people need me.

Yours sincerely,

Jeff Goldblum
C.E.O. of Blumington Industries




LOVE IS IN BLUM SINCE 1958©