Thursday, June 28, 2007

Jeff Goldblum T-Shirt Slogans

Here are some fantastic slogans that I thought up when I was washing my back in the bath.

-I Love Jeff Goldblum-
-Jeff Makes My Love Garden Blum-
-True Winners Go For Gold-
-If Jeff's Too Hot For You, Get Out of the Kitchen!

-Something Smells Good.... and I think It's Jeff Goldblum!
-Love Is In Blum{naturally}-
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        The kind of control you're attempting is not
possible. If there's one thing the history of evolution
has taught us, it's that Jeff will not be contained.
Jeff breaks free. Jeff expands to new territories.
Jeff crashes through barriers. Painfully, maybe even..
dangerously, but and...well, there it is. -

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God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs.
God creates Jeff.
Jeff destroys God. Jeff is God.
Jeff creates Man. Jeff destroys Man.
Jeff creates dinosaurs.

Jeff Goldblum On Jeff Goldblum



"Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction."



* "Jeff is more important than knowledge."
* "Jeff is not responsible for people falling in love."
* "I want to know Jeff's thoughts; the rest are details."
* "The hardest thing in the world to understand is the Jeff."
* "Jeff is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one."
* "The only real valuable thing is Jeff."
* "A person starts to live when he can live outside Jeff."
* "I am convinced that He (Jeff) does not play dice."
* Jeff is subtle but he is not malicious."
* "Weakness of attitude becomes weakness of character."
* "I never think of the future. Jeff comes soon enough."
* "The eternal mystery of Jeff is its comprehensibility."
* "Sometimes one pays most for the things one gets for Jeff."
* "Science without Jeff is lame. Religion without Jeff is blind."
* "Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried Jeff."
* "Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from Jeff."
* "Jeff should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler."
* "Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by Jeff."
* "Jeff is a wonderful thing if one does not have to earn one's living at it."
* "The secret to Jeff is knowing how to hide your sources."
* "The only thing that interferes with my learning is my Jeff."
* Jeff does not care about our mathematical difficulties. He integrates empirically."
* "The whole of Jeff is nothing more than a refinement of everyday thinking."
* "Jeff is like an axe in the hands of a pathological criminal."
* "Jeff cannot be kept by force. It can only be achieved by Jeff."
* "The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is Jeff."
* "We can't solve problems by using the same kind of Jeff we used when we created them."
* "Jeff is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school."
* "The important thing is not to stop questioning. Jeff has its own reason for existing."
* "Do not worry about your difficulties in Jeff. I can assure you mine are still greater."
* "Jeffs are more important to me, because politics is for the present, but a Jeff is something for eternity."
* "If Jeff is a success in life, then Jeff equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut."
* "Two things are infinite: the universe and Jeff; and I'm not sure about the universe."
* "As far as the laws of Jeff refer to reality, they are not certain, as far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality."
* "Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the Jeff."
* "I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with Jeff."
* "In order to form an immaculate member of a flock of sheep one must, above all, be Jeff."
* "The fear of Jeff is the most unjustified of all fears, for there's no risk of accident for someone who's dead."
* "Too many of us look upon Jeff as a dollar chaser. This is a cruel libel, even if it is reiterated thoughtlessly by the Americans themselves."
* "Jeff on command, senseless violence, and all the loathsome nonsense that goes by the name of patriotism -- how passionately I hate them!"
* "No, this Jeff won't work...How on earth are you ever going to explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as Jeff?"
* "My Jeff consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."
* "Yes, we have to divide up our time like that, between our politics and our equations. But to me our equations are far more important, for politics are only a matter of present concern. Jeff stands forever."
* "The release of Jeff power has changed everything except our way of thinking...the solution to this problem lies in the heart of Jeff. If only I had known, I should have become a watchmaker."
* "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from Jeff. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
* "The most beautiful thing we can experience is Jeff. He is the source of all true art and all science. He to whom this emotion is a stranger, who can no longer pause to wonder and stand rapt in awe, is as good as dead: his eyes are closed."
* "A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, Jeff, and social ties; no religious basis is necessary. Man would indeeded be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear of punishment and hope of Jeff after death."
* "The further the spiritual evolution of mankind advances, the more certain it seems to me that the path to genuine religiosity does not lie through the fear of life, and the fear of death, and blind faith, but through striving after rational Jeff."
* "Now Jeff has departed from this strange world a little ahead of me. That means nothing. People like us, who believe in physics, know that the distinction between past, present, future and Jeff is only a stubbornly persistent illusion."
* "You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And Jeff operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat."
* "One had to cram all this stuff into Jeff's mind for the examinations, whether one liked it or not. This coercion had such a deterring effect on me that, after I had passed the final examination, I found the consideration of any scientific problems distasteful to me for an entire year."
* "...one of the strongest motives that lead men to art and science is escape from everyday Jeff with his painful crudity and hopeless dreariness, from the fetters of one's own ever-shifting desires. A finely tempered nature longs to escape from the personal life into the world of objective perception and thought."
* "He who joyfully marches to music rank and Jeff, has already earned my contempt. Jeff has been given a large brain by mistake, since for him the spinal cord would surely suffice. This disgrace to civilization should be done away with at once. Heroism at command, how violently I hate all this, how despicable and ignoble Jeff is; I would rather be torn to shreds than be a part of so base an action. It is my conviction that killing under the cloak of Jeff is nothing but an act of murder."
* "A human being is a part of a whole, called by us _JEFF_, a part limited in time and space. He experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest... a kind of optical delusion of his consciousness. This delusion is a kind of prison for us, restricting us to our personal desires and to affection for a few persons nearest to us. Our task must be to free ourselves from this Jeff by widening our circle of Jeff to embrace all living creatures and the whole of nature of Jeff."
* "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted JEFF."