It's true friends. More fallout over the Shop incident {which was my fault cause I bedded all those people over there and they squabbled and squabbled, by the way Andy do you have my Pink Grapefruit® Lubricant?? I can't find it and without it I am unable to be fucked right in the ass.... only joking!! I'm hilarious!}
Alec Baldwin {49} is a dirty man who gave your pal, Jeff Goldblum, the crabs.
Now I'm not mad Alec but ya got to at LEAST let me wash my crotch in the sink without those rude interruptions, I mean come on! I DIDN'T KNOW THAT WAS YOUR EX-WIFE!!!
As the Burgendy commented on, she liked the goods!
I'm not a commodity Alec. I need human emotions too.
Sure ya gave me crabs but I can forgive you that. What I CAN'T forgive is you defiling my favourite song of all time, which is the FANTASTIC Disney Girls by the Beach Boys' Bruce Johnston.
I found these lyrics on my pillow when I woke up. Now I DON'T Know what the hell they mean but fuck me are they ever RUDE! They really upset me Alec, call me buddy. We'll talk it out.
Clearing skies and drying eyes
Now I see your pink little asshole
Darkness goes and softness shows
A changing style of ass
Just in time words that seduce {sexually speaking}
Well bless your ass
Now I'll fill your hands
With kisses and a Tootsie Roll
Oh contraception, it's not for me
And it makes me laugh
Oh, fantasy world and Disney girls
I'm coming on your back
Alec and Burt and summer days
On old Cape Cod {cheeky!}
Happy times making spunk
In my garage
Country laid and lemonade
Guess I can't get it up
It's a turned back world
With a local girl
And a paper cup
Open bars and whores in cars
That's what I've lacked
But fantasy world and Disney girls
I'm coming on your back
Love...Hi Ian and Andy
Hi Pop...Well good morning mom
Love...get up guess what
I'm in love with a squirrel I found
It's really swell
Cause it likes
Whoring around, general sexual oddities and old time dances
All my life I spent the night
With dreams of you
And the warmth I missed
And for the things I wished
They're all coming true
I've got my love to give
And a place to live
Guess I'm gonna stay
It'd be a peaceful life
With a forever wife
And a kid someday
Well, it's early nights
And pillow fights
And your soft laugh
Fantasy world and Disney girls
I'm coming on your back
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You're a dirty man you fiend. I also didn't publish those filthy pictures you drew.
