Why Steve Zahn is a Berk Pt 1

1. Steve Zahn always brings a bottle of lukewarm milk to bed with him.
   
2. He urinates on my back when I'm sleeping (connected to #1)
   
3. He calls his wife "Chubby Chubby Facey McGibbons"
   
4. The name of his memoirs is "Birth of the Fool"
   
5. He has a day of the week called "Scat Day" where he speaks in scat
6. He eats three jars of beet-root a day.
   
7. When his wife tells him that it's that "time of the month", he automatically turns on the television for Cagney and Lace re-runs.
   
8. He drives a Porsche Mini-van
   
9. He smells of fine root vegetables.
   
10. He eats burritos in the bath.